I move we change ShamWow guy’s name to SlapChop guy. Vince, the ShamWowguy, is in a ton of trouble for his recent indiscretions. That is well documented. What is not well documented is that he did a spot for a much more fitting product. “The SlapChop” commercial seems like it epitomizes what is going on in his life right now. “Slap away your worries” Come on! You can’t write stuff better than that right there.